Anyhow I pee tomorrow, and I’m going to use this, you think I’ll be okay? Unless you’re a fish or bird. Thanks for sharing your experience Jimmy. I tested myself at 11:15 and boom, negative test! Stayed clean for 5 days prior.. It was good weed, but fairly low in THC because I requested it that way at the dispensary. Hi Sophie great site Everything you said about what works for some and not for others is totally true Everybody’s body is different I first heard about the serto method form a truck driver Back in 2002 I tried it for a Piss test for a P.O. I know, it is a crazy thought. If you burn fat your pulling even more toxins into your system. Being the optimistic pothead I am and reading about heavier set people passing, I decided to try this “certo cleanse”. 1130, pissed into cup, still clear with hint of yellow. But they do cost money. Drank plenty or water leading up and took a few 500mg niacins a day. Morning of test (9:30am is test time).. Got up 3 hours before my test at 6:00am. Does it still work? I have 48 hours to go take the test and pass it. Plus, wouldn’t a multivitamine be better? I pee 4x before I took test. But new lab technologies are now detecting drugs in samples that were altered and untestable before. I used this website for help as soon as I found out I had a drug screen for family court. For blood drug tests it’s even more tempting (once you understand how it actually works) simply because there are few options available in the form of same day detox drinks that help pass blood tests. I’ve heard several stories where people have passed 3 or 4 tests with certo, but also failed one or two. To me this sounds really risky, although there is always a chance with Certo since if you’re lucky you can pass through heavy over-dilution if that isn’t tested for. Just trying to be clean, Yeah it can help, but just a small piece of the puzzle, not as helpful as some myths would have you think. I heard a combination was best result. I immediately stopped smoking that day. Problem with testing yourself after the Certo is you may very well pass, but mainly due to dilution, which most real tests (and some home tests as well) detect. If still positive a few days in I will try to take the certo without consuming more water than usual. Most people benefit from drinking more water to dilute the THC concentration, since concentration is what is tested for. FAILED MY AIRLINES URINALYSIS WITH CERTO!! I was a regular meth user, the pot & coke were a very occasional thing. I tested myself soon as I received it, around 3pm Friday. I went to Safeway and got a box, the blue one. I’m a 220 lb couch potato and have been smoke free for 7 days today. in an hour or so he call me and I passed everytime he did. Cops & courts are just gang- Whichever website you read, you will see a slightly different set of Certo drug test instructions. Keep in mind though that all things are best in moderation and since it’s quite a lot one should drink to detox optimally, best is likely to mix it up, drinking mostly water, but some of it juice as well since vitamins (and fiber especially, so keep the pulp!) If I start drowning in water and cranberry juice (maybe start taking creatine if it’s useful) along with starting the toxin rid (It’s 5-day but can I just truncate this?) In this article , we will be focusing on how to use Certo in order to pass a urinary drug test with the Certo for THC detox method being designed to remove drug toxins from the body on a temporary basis. My friend purchased the 7 day toxin rid & is on day two. I agree with this, the Certo method will always come with a certain risk and there are definitely better ways. Im female, 5’3 and about 120 lbs. I passed my last one, and am a pretty frequent smoker. If you’re not passing your home tests soon before a real test, I always prefer synthetic urine myself, although a friends pee would serve the same purpose here. To prevent your urine from looking too clear when you take the test, take between 50 and 100 mg of B2 or B12 vitamins — they’ll turn your urine yellow. I’ve been smoking weed since 14yrs old and now 46 without many long term breaks. If that’s not an option, you will probably need to hope to pass through over-diluting your urine, although many tests will detect dilution nowadays. That’s not to say it won’t help you with detoxing in general a bit as well, since it will help expel more THC through your faeces. This is the method and ingredients most likely to work. I mean, obviously. And when over-dilution is tested for, this method will usually fail as in test being invalid and a re-test required. Not faint like the previous day. If alcohol was first discovered today, it would probably not be legal. [email protected] please email me with what happened, im supposed to see my po wed around 430 I rely want to find out if this certo worked for u its been 8 days since I smoked but did meth last night, but a masking agent is a masking agent, when I was in prison nd the “piss man” would come in to get guys, u would never know who he was goin to be getting ,but had a list. Left for court shortly thereafter. I urinated 3 or so times before testing. it works EQUALLY with ANY drugs, (assuming cut off levels are relatively equal) cuz you are just diluting the sample, then covering your tracks with the certo/creatinine boost. That’s been my experience. 4 tests all came up positive. The Certo Drug Test detox is pretty easy to follow. The 2nd test came back blank, my guess is this is inconclusive. I am thinking about using the method for my drug test tomorrow. Vitamin B2 (not strictly necessary). I have no idea really, you should get yourself a cheap home test and see what that says imo. pros and cons here. from your test. Hey Sam. Again I just want to point out though, that because it works one time doesn’t mean it will work the next. While urine tests are an employer’s favorite type of drug test (being used over 75% of the time for drug screenings) the reality is, there are still many businesses that use the good old saliva drug test to get the job done. It’s an acceptable method if you’re on a very strict budget and don’t want to go with synthetic urine. You can’t submit a fake sample if you’re being watched. A good detox drink to replace some of the liquid in the certo method can be a good idea thouigh since such drinks often contain ingredients tested for in a dilution check in order to make it seem less diluted. What are the chances? I just found out I passed…..this method does work!! Keep in mind though that when drinking lots of water, a test in close proximity to this, may show as negative simply because you’ve diluted your urine a lot. Drug test tomorrow! 5 ft. 8, 150 lb female who rarely excercises and probably has slowish metabolism. Certo traditionally works through dilution and the main effect is thus temporary, which is why it’s taken on the day of the test, a few hours in advance. Then urinate a couple of times, and you will have flushed out the toxins, and maintained the balance of your urine for up to 5 hours, plenty of time to go and submit your sample. This is important because I cannot afford to lose my dr. What do you know about this situation I’m in? I’m going to do the certo tomrw morning at 5 because my lab test is at 8. Usually I stop peeing clear within an hour. So I’m wanting to know what would happen, if anything to my body if I drank it on a daily basis. Eat. You chances would still be pretty good since a blood drug test doesn’t have that long a detection window. Awesome that you’re experimenting, no better way to learn what it takes for you to get clean. Do update with how it went though! Ok… So I’m between jobs, actually got an offer letter for a great paying job, and they have set me up for a Drug test… It says it’s a non DOT pre-employment “ecup” drug test. If i pass, i’ll start work Monday. I’m a super heavy stoner and my precious dr didn’t care abt thc in my system considering how long it can remain positive in pee. But it still works fast enough to help you pass a drug test in 24 hours, so there’s no need to worry too much. It costs around $40 and uses heatpads. I highly recommend to not rely on this method. A big part of why it works is that it temporarily dilutes your urine a lot, which has it’s own downsides. I haven’t used my free drug test yet (don’t want to waste it). Yep. People cheat on drug tests for a variety of reasons—to retain their jobs, keep their medals, avoid going to prison, and to maintain their spotless reputations. I was told that sure jell acts a filter in your stomach that catches whatever particles make for a positive test. Best choice in your situation would be going for synthetic urine imo. Probably wouldn’t hurt if you drank the other one no, except too much fibre could give you an upset stomach. ALL DRUGS!! Hey Tanner. Thank you again for your previous help. (Which doesn’t usually drug test. There were times where I went without for a month or so. I was curious…is it only water you can drink to dilute…or is any liquid ok? At 4:55, I could tell that the test line was starting to fade…..my urine maintained the yellow tint. Ate 2 sausages and 1 hash brown, light breakfast. I peed 3 and a half times before my actual drug screen. But, the way I remember doing it was to (a couple hrs. So I have hardly ever seen anyone online saying they failed cuz of this. That’s funny as hell bro…. If you know you have to take a test and dont stop theres no guarantee. I drank “tons” of water and gatorade. I have been drinking water and my taking a lot of Uas from the dollar tree about 5 and one from Walmart last night I have passed all of them I’m doing the certo to make sure I pass this one for probation I’m going in at 1130 my bail rides on me passing this test. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Drink 32 oz of fluid with two or three spoons of metamucil or a pack of Certo. Plus learn the best way to pass a drug test on short notice, and also how to detox for a drug test naturally. I have tested on dipsticks tests as well and failed. I’m chunky, I’m 5’2 and I weigh about 150 pounds. Passed every time. I tried this two weeks ago for probation, step by step. It would have been really easy to pull it off. (Lortab 5) I have a test tomorrow for my job. A multivitamin might work if it’s a very potent one, with high doses of B-vitamins. Congratulations and thanks for updating :). I drank another 10 more oz of Hopefully one day people won’t have to stress about a natural plant that’s not dangerous like alcohol or these “medication” pills doctors prescribe (but are basically legal heroin). You best bet would likely be hoping it isn’t supervised and having some fake urine with you. Some people insist that the only way to pass a drug test for weed is to allow enough time for the drug metabolites in your system to be eliminated. Not to say that Certo doesn’t work, just that it should be taken with a grain of salt and that because of the dilution Certo causes, there is a considerable risk of your test proving to be too diluted to be accepted as valid. LMAO! But there are even worse home remedies out there that simply will not work: So look, if you are a weed smoker and you’re desperate, then the Certo drug test method might work for you, but it’s a 50-50 chance, and please avoid any of the crazy methods I’ve just outlined above. Well I had to test at 46 days of not smoking I used the Certo with a 32 oz Gatorade and drank like 4 more bottles of water . Whichever way you do it, it’s going to be a lottery. bangers with a license to do so. The idea is that they contain things that can flush out drug toxins from your body, at least for a short time, so you can pass a drug test. I smoke pretty much everyday and im freaking out. Today I started doing my detox experiments and will update as I go along. To celebrate the new year and some very good news I received I smoked a little on Jan 1st, approximately a bowls worth. Foreal bro? And as a reminder, this is not the method I use or recommend personally. before ($10 bottle of 60). You can check out the article about fake urine on this site for most of what you would need to know. Each person who’s vouching for the Sure Jell drug test method seems to be following their own secret recipe. I will report in with my findings :). On Friday July 20th, was informed that I would need to do a pre employment drug urine analysis screening on the following Wednesday (July 25th). I promise you it will sure beat a horny i experimented with at home tests with this method before trying it on the designated day. So nothing, or better yet a decent detox drink that doesn’t dilute as much and has preventative ingredients for over-dilution. But if one is set on it so be it. More water will eventually make it clear again if so, but if they also test for dilution you already had a lot of water with the certo and it gets risky. Followed detox drink up w another 32oz of water. Continued to refill the 32oz container. Not knowing if a drug test might be a part of my probation/classes, I stopped smoking. Hey Alex, your test will be done by now but, as for vape vs regular smoking, it will depend on amount and purity etc as always, it’s true that a larger % of the smoke in a vape contains the active THC, but if you use the same amount for vaping/smoking, imo the difference between what it takes to detox is negligible. What is Certo drug test? I ended up peeing 6-7 times, almost peeing my pants on my way to get the test. The fruit pectin, however, is a more controversial thing when it comes to explaining what it does. I’ll give in specific details on what i did and if it worked for me. On day 17 I tried the gelatin (package of Knox unflavored) experiment. There has been a lot of buzz online over the years about the Certo drug test method, or Sure Gel/Sure Jell drug test method as it’s also called, on various forums (such as here on 420 Magazine and here on Drugs-Forum). Before I talk about whether the Sure Jell drug test method works, let’s just talk you through the instructions, so you can see what you will need, and what you have to do. I’m sure it was a combo of abstaining starting as soon as I found out about the test and the Certo drink. I took a tiny plastic bottle that was for oil for hair clippers,washed it put a little liquid bleach in it,at my test just pulled it out added about 6 drops to the sample and that worked fine too twice before…So take your pic. I followed the instructions as per the box and drank 16oz between each regimen, relieving myself when I needed to but made sure to consume more water. thanks a ton bobby! Do you think certo would work since I have been clean for so long? If i smoked a little bit more then a half with my girlfriend in a week in a half. In the end, your personal subjective viewpoints are eviscerated by global objective science. I think you should be fine passing a blood drug test by now without any products at all tbh. I am on suboxone and do smoke weed. Want a hit off of that???? And I have a drug test coming up on the third of February I quit smoking the morning of the 21st, I workout at least 3 times a week, I have a decently fast metabolism, I’m 6’1 185 Lbs and im trying the certo method before my test to try to rid it in my stool, I have a relion drug test I’m going to take Monday, to see but Im going to try to do the certo method 3 times before then, and then see what it says I’m drinking a ton of water a day, is there anything else to help? I used the Certo method in 2000 per these instructions & within 24 hours of testing I had used meth (not ice), coke & pot. Certo is a specific brand name, though any form of pectin, the necessary additive to creating home made preserves, jams and jellies. I knew there would be a pre-employment physical so I have not smoked in 21 days, been drinking at least 8 big glasses of liquid a day (water, vitamin water, & green tea) and all my friends say I’ll be fine. I need to take a urine test, yesterday, and have been delaying my new employer due to home THC tests coming up positive . I might have a drug test the middle to end of next week and if I do have to take one I will use the dilution and certo method. The instructions for the Certo method are described in the post. Test done by now but hopefully it went well. Although I can’t support trying to cheat lawfully administered tests, I’ll agree that it’s always a good idea before any test to use a home test kit first to get an idea of where you’re at. I’m in great shape, I run a lot & lift a lot. You should keep in mind just because not drinking a lot of water worked one time, for one person, it does not necessarily mean this is now the proven way to do it. As always, I decided to self test the method and post my certo drug test review. Just sit swab between tongue and roof of mouth and I could go through an eighth a day, somebody pray for me. 5:00 am Mixed 1 packet into 59 FL OZ Dole-Orange Pineapple Banana Juice. She had 3 hrs until her test. And I failed. (He's willing to put his freedom on the line with certo (probation), and p.s. However lots of places make you wash your hands before. Here is why… If you drank too much water you will get a phone call Shake it until the Certo has completely dissolved in the the Gatorade. Cactus are natural. I’m 5’6 250lbs and failed an at home test on day 44. Other little things, I didn’t work out the day of, I didn’t eat much either, drank lot’s of coffee too. Also if the test is supervised, what would you recommend? Not thinking I’d get a job basically on the spot. Then he told me I was done for now, and I never got hired to say the least…Trial and error is all part of the game rabbit, nobody can blame nobody for them failing but themselves… You live and learn, with time you get wiser, more mature, who knows might even give up smoking in the future…. Before that I hadn’t in years. My test was at 12, so I started my qtabs at 10am and finished the last dose around 10:45, followed with another 64 oz of water/Gatorade. Urine was still clear 1 hr before the test, so I popped another Vitamin B pill just for good measure, to make sure that my urine would turn yellow by test time. 1045, finish 10am drinks, drove to test with bottle of water Good luck. I was worried it might be too diluted, but I figured/hoped that I would be retested like a week later or so, thus having a much better chance of passing. What I did was - I took 3-4 water pills in the morning and peed about 10 times. If you’re confident that you won’t undergo high-tech testing, keeping a bottle of Quick Fix around is one of the best ways to pass a urine drug test without too much effort. You seem to gotten the hang of it, experimenting and using home tests is a great way to figure out what works. Here’s the recipe I did. After drinking two 32 oz cups of water, urinating 2 times , used another test the 3rd time I had to go which came back negative! I mixed 1 packet with a gallon of water the night before And then the morning of drinking as much of another gallon mixed with another packet as I could before the test I succeeded However now I come to that moment in time where I have to try it again I stopped smoking on the 31st of October And have a test Tomorrow possibly So I’m trying in the certo method one more time i smoked about a few hits of alaska weed resin every day for 4 days in a row before I stopped So I guess it’ll be about 11 or 12 days clean im male 140 pounds in my 30’s Hopefully I don’t have to take a test but if I do and I pass I will come back to the site to let you know how it turned out Otherwise I might be gone for a while. I will test at the 3 hour mark, then once an hour after that until I get a negative result or I run out of test kits ( i gots 5 ). I did nothing from 6 to 7 to let that settle.Actually I had a cup of coffee. Far too many tests can detect over-dilution nowadays. If they were only a dollar however, I wouldn’t mind taking 2 of them and have them confirm each others result. It works for some while it doesn’t for others. (Which means my piss was brewing for 45 min between Add certo on to that and I do think you’ll pass. That’s where working around it by passing a test enters the picture. Thanks for sharing you experience. Your test is already done by now, so do update with how it went. I took some b12 and ate lunch , drank some normal tea and took the test 3rd time shortly after , this time it showed somewhat blank (only half a line on the positive and nothing to make a negative). I haven’t smoked since Saturday and I don’t smoke on a regular base just when I’m home visiting I’m up doing the certo method now got drug test at seven drank my Gatorade with pouch….is it going to hurt me that I’m pissing every 20 minutes and would it hurt if I drank the other pouch?
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